sovietnam:

bodhisattvawithoutorgans:

“your teens are about” “your 20s are about” there’s no schedule babes

pillarofawesome:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

thememedaddy:

Hence the invention of the Porch

morgots:

MARGOT ROBBIE as BARBIE Barbie | Dir. Greta Gerwig

pusheen:

creepymutelilbugger:

evilscientist3:

skeezels:

I just don’t get the appeal of streams

north atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears

you absolutely cannot say shit on this website

feministism:

whitepeopletwitter:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

• Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

thepeacefulgarden: